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Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba Wax

A Wax Statue of Jessica Alfa as Susan Storm

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Jessica Alfa (born 1981) is a minor character in Clockwork and Tucker's Wand. A Hollywood A-list actress, she got her big break on the series Night Angel and before that working at the coffee shop Bean There. Jessica is frustrated that her likeness is present in the Fetishist Wax Museum. While Adison McBride works for Jessica as a personal assistant, Jessica is fairly lax about needing her, having needed to be talked into hiring her by her promoter Marcie Huxley in the first place.

Personal Information

  • Current Age: 28
  • Height: 5'6.5"
  • Weight: 124 lbs
  • Hair Color: Dyed Blonde, naturally Brunette
  • Eye Color: Dark Brown
  • Bra Size: 34B
  • Hypnosis Rating: 1
  • Current Place of Residence: Malibu, US
  • Sexual Preference: Men


Year Name Format Role Notes
1999 Burning Desires TV Show Sex Offender #3 First Acting Role
2000-2002 Night Angel TV Show Gabriella Zenith AKA Night Angel First Starring Role
2002 Jungle Love Film Andrea Dufresne Box Office Bomb; Considered a Cult Classic
2003 Into the Green Film Joy Turner
2003 Laser Patrol Film Iron Magnolia Considered a Cult Classic
2004 Bad Milk Film Valerie
2004-2005 Fantastic Four TV Show Susan Storm AKA The Invisible Girl Cancelled After One Season
2005 Blunt & Chronic Film Bonnie Blunt Box Office Bomb
2006 Vampires of London Film Alice Bloodlust Voted Worst Film of 2006 by Main Street
2007 The Spoils of Eden Film Anne Blonde
2008 Maximum Spy 4: in 2-D Film Agent Pleasant Bumming





  • Jessica is a spoof of actress Jessica Alba, who was frozen in Spy Kids 4.
  • In spite of not appearing in certain stories Jessica is referenced a lot, specifically whenever Bean There makes an appearance, mannequins of her being in the window.